Laugh Out Loud Yearbook Quotes From High School Seniors

This girl is going places! She knows how to make a joke at her own expense.

Just wait till you get to college Randey. The bike will turn into a motorcycle, and the firey ground will become lava.

The last name Nguyen is a very popular last name around the world. In Australia, it is the seventh most common family name!

It is hilarious when people can make a joke about the stereotype that people have about their ethnicity.

His name does sound like a former Hogwarts student who was probably in Slytherin house. He probably was trying to make some Horcruxes and they realized he was the second coming of Voldemort.

When you start laughing at yourself, there are few things that can actually offend you.

Any older sibling, even if they are only older by a few minutes, would probably say the same thing — those times when they were an only child and had all their parent’s attention.

Have you ever received a spam email saying that a prince or princess from a foreign country needs you to help them by sending them money? Hopefully, you knew it was fake and didn’t send money.

Can he wiggle his ears like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals? Don’t try to whisper around him because he hears everything.

This is the most random quote ever, but it is absolutely hilarious. How did he come up with this brilliant quote that will gown down in yearbook history?

A hijab is worn by women to maintain modesty, typically for Muslim women. In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Professor Quirrell wore a head wrap to hide the fact that Voldemort had possessed him.

Wow, this guy should be a motivational speaker. He made being called trash a compliment. No one wants to be called trash, but now it is something positive.

It would be amazing if this was the moment he chose to come out. He says nothing and hopes that everyone reads his yearbook quote.

Well, there is not much to say about this one other than the fact that he is a great poet.

“With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there, here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo.” Maybe his grandpa was the one with the farm.

When you do something just to irritate your mom, but now it is in your yearbook forever, and there is no way to get rid of it.

He’s so nice they named him twice! It’s a good name because no one can know your first name without knowing your last name and vice versa.

Don’t get too excited, Megan. You have college next which traps you with student loans, and then once you graduate, you have to pay bills.

It is nice to see that he can always be thankful for his body. If he only thanked one finger, does that mean he can only count to one?

To be completely honest, no man can compete with the pure joy you get from a good night’s sleep.

If she marries someone with the last name Hum, she can be Ho-Hum. Or she if she marries someone also with he last name Ho, she can be Ho-Ho.

He must have had to say this all the time when he got a new teacher, there was a substitute, or he met someone new.

You know what they say, “Two is always better than one.” Their parents have more children to love and now, two college tuitions to pay.

She used her smarts to get around this loophole and still got to use her original quote. This girl is our hero.

Shockingly, the school let this quote stay in the yearbook. Either the yearbook coordinator knows how to take a joke, or they didn’t understand the joke.

When you are just graduating high school and your parents expect you to have a full-time job that requires years of schooling.

High school is a time to find out who you really are. You can reinvent yourself and try out different looks, hairstyles, and attitudes. Amberlyn was able to discover her sexuality during her four years in school.

Have you ever gone on a dating app, and the person’s pictures turn out to not be a good representation of them? This guy feels like his yearbook picture is not the best representation of him.

This quote is bizarre beyond anything we could imagine. Does this person actually roll around and pretend to be a carrot? Does their neighbor still not know?

Noah and Mason, we need some answers about these quotes. Did you plan this, or do you both love bubbles? Maybe someone saw the quotes and saw a good opportunity and put their quotes together.

When you have tried as hard as you can to improve your grades, but that hasn’t worked so you put them up for adoption instead.

One hundred thirteen thousand eight hundred eighty hours is 4,745 days and about 13 years/ That is a lot of time to spend in school, only to have to go to more school. You spend that much time in school, and when you graduate, you are only qualified to work at a fast-food chain.

Some people choose to not eat meat because they feel bad for animals, and others choose to be vegetarian in spite of plants.

These identical twins are copies of each other, and it is hard to tell them apart, so they made a joke out of it. Did you know people named their children “Dollar?”

Blake has had a crush on Brooke for the entirety of high school. He never got a chance with her, so this was his time to shoot his shot.

Triplets are a rarity, so when there is a set of them, everyone in school knows who they are. These three were excited to graduate because they can stop being called “the triplets.”

When you claim to dress well, but you are wearing the same tuxedo as every other male in your graduating class.

You know what they say, “It is easier to ask for forgiveness than beg for permission.” Instead of asking for the bike he took one and will seek forgiveness later.

When you have suffered through thirteen years of school and teachers mispronouncing your name, and you are tired of it.

Now people will know that they can write sentences in emoticons, and the senior quotes will be even more enjoyable.

This one is very confusing. If we understood this correctly, whoever is before Steven, their quote is the truth, and whoever is after Kristian, their quote is a lie. Or, it’s a paradox.

Previously, we saw Carlos Carlos, who said he hated his name, but that is nothing compared to Christopher Gaylord. He didn’t choose his last name, but he has to live with it and all the jokes that come with it.

This girl must be popular with the nerds. This quote really makes you think about life and who you are as a person.

Waves hand in front of their face and yells, “You can’t see me.” That’s how John Cena would do it obviously.

When you start high school flat-chested and you finish high school slightly less flat-chested. No wonder she is smiling so wide.

When the gym is life, and you care more about flexing all day instead of focusing in class. Some people make school a priority, and others don’t.

People with red hair have a reputation for being soulless and evil, but it is just a stereotype. Some people say that gingers live longer than people with other hair colors.

This guy looks exactly like Frozone from The Incredibles. He must have heard that so often that he decided to use the quote for his yearbook.

Teachers have yearbook pictures too, and this teacher was able to get his picture in there twice. One for his everyday self, and one for his cool alter ego.

There are so many amazing things about this yearbook entry. First of all, the picture of him with the drum gives us a clearer picture of who Amith is as a person.

Did the period count as a character? How can you fit anything important in fewer characters than a tweet? Your senior quote is how people will remember you for years to come.

When you don’t care what people think, so you tell it like it is. So what if you gained a few pounds, at least she is enjoying the food she is eating.

Oscar Wilde once wrote, “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.” Mitchell wants you to know that you should follow the wise words of Oscar Wilde unless you are a bad person.

This guy sounds like Thanos from Avengers: Infinity War. According to Kevin, no one else should be able to succeed with him.

High School Musical made it seem like high school was full of dance numbers and people randomly breaking out into song. We can verify that it was nothing like that.

There have been a few people who have written things like this as their senior quote. We want to know if any of them have had kids yet, and showed them their yearbook.

Plankton was such a complex character and low key the most relatable. Haven’t you ever been around people and thought, “I should charge them for my therapy bills.”

In case you were confused, this spells out, “F**k b*****s, get money.” When you can’t curse in the yearbook, so you have to be smart and creative to find ways around those rules.

Sometimes high school can feel like a prison because of all the rules and schedules, but when you graduate you are finally free.

When you have the same last name as the set of twins in your grade, but your picture goes between theirs.

By now, you’re probably familiar with the common issue of school dress codes. Usually, they just prevent girls from wearing what they want and doing something as simple as baring their shoulders. Of course, the girls have an issue with this because people should be able to control themselves, especially around an innocent set of shoulders. Well, it’s clear that by picture day Madison was fed up and decided to let her concerns be known in her quote.

Is there anything better than when siblings take to the yearbook to roast each other? These two sisters pitted themselves against each other when they chose the same quote- “I’m the pretty one.” We’re sure it was just a silly joke, but there’s no doubt these sisters have been complimented and compared to each other countless times throughout high school. The signatures in their yearbooks must’ve been hilarious after their classmates saw these quotes!